April Fool
Ok, my favourite day is here: April Fool’s day. I like pranking on people. Okay, to cut short what i need to say, here are some tips, both for pranking people, and prevent yourself from being pranked.
Preventing Yourself from Becoming A Victim
-Don’t simply lend your handphone to your friends, the closer that friend is to you, the more probability you will get pranked.
-(In campus/hostels) Don’t take afternoon naps just for one day today if you know you have the potential to become a target for pranking.
-(In campus/hostels/school/tuition centres) If hostel or toilet doors is slightly ajar (open), beware. You may have a pail of mud/water coming down.
-(In campus) Park you car/bike at places where there are guards frequently walking around, or places where there are many people. Who knows, If you don’t, you might end up seeing your car splashed with orange juice or coffee.
-Watch your chair everytime you sit down in classes, or the chair may be pulled backwards when you sit; or your friend may slide in a pizza.
-Be extra cautious if your friends suddenly become friendly and close to you, and watch you back if anything is pasted on; oh yes, and if someone tells you there’s an extra/cancelled class/teacher looking for you. Don’t trust just for today before you confirm it.
~Prank Tips~
Don’t try:
-Pasting a “kick me; f**k me, kiss me” etc on your friend’s back. It’s lame, don’t you think?
-Doing anything that may hurt someone: tying shoelaces together, pulling of chairs when people sit; giving him/her a 3-legged chair etc.
-Tell someone that a teacher is looking for him/he or she is fired by his boss, because most probably he/she will not believe if he/she knows today is April Fool’s Day
Try:
-tying a pail of water (a scoop is enough, actually) above a door left slightly open to support the pail. Sounds lame but works for people not alert enough.
-put some sauce (not spicy ones like chilli) on a friend’s hand (palms) when he is asleep, then tickle his nose. See what happens next.
-stuff some flour in the nozzle of your friend’s hairdryer. Beauty turns ugly.
-Prepare water colour-filled plastic bags and throw them on your friend’s car/bike when there’s no one around. Black coffee or rotten egg is better as your friend will have a hard time washing them off. Avoid potentially corrosive stuff like detergent/soap powder, lemon juice etc.
Top Notch Tricks Worth Trying
-You need to prepare at least one day early (too bad you didn’t). In campus and hostels, when your friend is sound asleep, preferably early morning you’ll need to wake up first. Get your friend’s handphone and bluetooth in sound files, like farting sounds, and the best is the voices of having sex/porn video. You can do that by ripping the audio of a porn video in mp3 format. The sound file is set as your friend’s ringtone and messaging tone. If you friend is using Nokia, better. The silent profile canbe assigned with a loud ringtone as well, so that in lectures, you can call him and embarrass him in lectures. He’d be surprised jis phone is ringing in silent mode. (Or set an alarm with that tone)
-Also your friend’s phone. Activate call diversion and use his/her love interest’s phone number as an alternative number (if you know, it can be found in his/her contacts) or his parents’ number. Any receiving calls will instead be accepted by the person with the alternative number (Your friend’s parents/love interest).
-Do this when there is hot sun. Get a few rolls of tissue and wrap them over your friend’s car/bike. Then pour water on it and leave it to dry.
-Switch the gender signs on toilets (if they are removable). If you are lucky enough you hear girls shouting.
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